With Valentine's Day tomorrow, many people rely on Hallmark to provide their chosen words.
Here is what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day:
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
How could two people as beautiful as you...
Have such an ugly baby???
Congratulations on your promotion!
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday!
You look great for your age...
Almost lifelike!
You are such a good friend that if we were
on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
I love little kids cause they say it straight. Here is a funny example:
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."
I encourage you all to come to Youth Group on Wednesday, but I hope none of you are sleeping.
7 comments:
Those were pretty good Pastor Pete.Keep them coming... Job
hey i like those!!!! good job pastor pete !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol g2g
Hey Pastor Pete,
My mom and I were just looking through the blog, and came across the jokes that you said that you had posted. Some of those are halarious!!!
Kara
Hey Pasor Pete,
These were really good! I was reading them with my mom and we were just laughing histericaly!!!
Keep it up!!!
Kara
Nice pastor pete!!! i enjoy some funny jokes every once in a while! Don't worry i wasn't sleeping in youth group and i don't think any one else did! lol!!!
I love the jokes!! You should get some yo momma jokes...lol(:
Hey everyone!
Oh, Sorry that there is two notes from me! I must have pressed the post button twice! lol!
But any body got any more good jokes?
Kara
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